Command-line Tools can be 235x Faster than your Hadoop Cluster
It only takes a few minutes to get some sweet sweet Tor client based browsing:
# start the tor client and web proxy services docker run -d -p 8118:8118 -p 9050:9050 rdsubhas/tor-privoxy-alpine # wait for it to finish connecting then confirm your ip address is different curl --proxy localhost:8118 https://icanhazip.com # fire up your browser configured to use your new proxy service chromium-browser --proxy-server="127.0.0.1:8118" &
If you only need a poor mans VPN w/ DNS request forwarding checkout sshuttle!
python3 -m sshuttle --dns -r myvirtualprivateserver.com 0/0